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Jokes
09elisha-maij.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09elisha-maij.bad.kent wrote Jokes:

Who's got the funniest joke?send them to me and I will either say ha ha or not really funny.

what do cats eat for breakfast?   Mice crispies

Why did the hairdresser win the race?   Because he took the short cut 

  • 09maisien.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09maisien.bad.kent replied Jokes :

    Ha Ha

    why are there no pain killers in the jungle???????????????????

    Paracitimol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (parrots eat them all)

    Maisieyes

  • 09poppyw.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09poppyw.bad.kent replied Jokes :
  • 09ionar.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09ionar.bad.kent replied Jokes :

    a man woke up on an island , it was purple , the trees were purple , the sea was purple and even he was purple 

                                                               awnser 

    and he found out he was marooned 

      joke 2 

    a girl woke up on an iceberg 

    awnser 

    she was isolated 

    joke 3 

    why are vampires vegatarian ? 

    awnser

    because stake is bad for their heart 

    joke 4

    why do hummingbirds hum 

    awnser 

    because they forgot the words

     

  • 09maisien.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09maisien.bad.kent replied Jokes :

    yeah...dotty you are right i am going to tell harry about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09ethans.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09ethans.bad.kent replied Jokes :

    1.What school do giraffes go to? 

    High school.

    2.Why is it hard to play card games in the jungle?

    Because there are so meny cheters.

    3.Why did the monkey fall out the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    Why did the second monkey fall out the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the first.

    Why did the third monkey fall out the tree?

    Because it thought it was a game.

    4.where do monkeys cook there food?

    under a griller.

    5. What do you call a griller with his fingers in his ears?

    enything you like he can't hear you.

  • 09maisien.bad.kent 1 decade ago 09maisien.bad.kent replied Jokes :

    That is amazing ethan........MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!