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Why is toast called toast ???    Because you put it in a toaster

:-)

What did the confused bee say

to BEE or not to BEE

Did you here the joke about the butter

Dont worry you will only spread it 

When's a man like a dog 

When he is a boxer

What birds spend all their time on their knees

birds of prey

What does an envelope say when you lick it 

Nothing it just shuts up

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!  

several 

what do u call a man with a number plate on his head ? 

reg

what sweet do lambs like best ? 

a big baaaaaa of chocolate

what do elephants take to hel;p them sleep ?

trunkquilers

where do tadpoles change into frogs ?

the croakroom

what did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper ?

ruff

What do sea monsters eat ?

Fish and ships

Why did a man have a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work over time 

Why do hens lay eggs ?

Because if they drop them he will crack

What is a cats favourite colour?

Puuuuurple

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon ?

it has good cheese and food but no atmosphere.

Why can't a leopard hide ?

Because he's always spotted 

Harry don't nick these !!!!!! 

How do you start a teddy bear race ? ? ?

Ready teddy go ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !